innit,

who can jack up brown the quickest award

award for person with the least veins left

youngest pre teen mum award

how many 11yr old kids can you shoot event

longest tragedy milker award (current record stands since 1989 in sheffield)

100m sprint to the job centre to sign on award.

300m sprint from tesco with a leg of lamb to sell in the pub.

****in hell if you put a giro at the end of the swimming pool any scouser would win gold in the breaststroke.