Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter | The Onion Sports Network
NEW YORK—Following weeks of tense negotiations, the New York Yankees finally agreed Wednesday to a $51 million, three-year deal to bring back the team's much-loved mascot Derek Jeter. "This decision was for the fans, because so many of them come to games just to look at Derek or take pictures with him," Yankees GM Brian Cashman told reporters, adding that the mascot's presence alone is enough to boost team morale. "With his goofy smile and antics on the field, he makes Yankee Stadium a family experience. Kids just love the hilarious way he swings and misses at pitches and struggles to cover ground at shortstop." Cashman hinted that Derek Jeter would have an updated appearance this season, with an improved, slightly balder look.
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23-12-2010, 01:27 AM #1BOA Lifetime Member
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Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter
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He's past his prime, but is the face of the franchise. There would have been a riot if they hadn't!
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edit: sportsdome really funnyLast edited by C.O.Prodigy; 23-12-2010 at 04:10 AM.
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