united faves would have to be chico, evra, berba, anderson and the da silva boys

least faves: rooney and nani (although i accept nani is class and one of our best players)

arsenal faves, erm, least faves would be wilshire and jens now that he's back lol

chelsea are all scum except essien

terry, drogba, cole are the worst but i'm sure i'm missing some, torres is a prick too

city have got a lot of horrible mercenaries in their team, there isn't really anyone who i don't mind except maybe richards and hart, i don't hate tevez as other united fans do but there's no love there either

spurs i'm not too bothered about, van der vaart and moderic are both class, the rest seem harmless enough, no hate for any of their players really

liverpool have carragher and gerrard who are two of the biggest t**ts in world football, other than that they're ok

barca faves would be xavi and pedro, least fave is busquets

real faves are higuain, ronaldo and ramos, least fave has to be adebayor, absolute tosser