dont you just love...

[FuK-NuT]

Can you lot proof read mine for me;

"BIO:
Forced to eat the plastic inner shells of Kinder Eggs from an early age gave Jake the hunger for Techno music vinyl.

The wolves Jake was abducted by taught him to DJ with no paws in between records.

Jake Conlon once slew the messiah in an Ableton & Reason shorcut battle off.

World wide interest in Jake and his music have seen him Release all over and especially on his favourite socks.

Jake is from Birmingham.
"

Thx <3

i would much rather read summin like this than the samey old tired copied bio's most people seem to have.

[qUE]

Nick Warren DJ - Biography - nickwarrendj.com

nice opening line - "became one of the first so-called "superstar DJs""



I expect some of the other Bristol decended Trance lot have some similarly OTT ego driven biographies :)

Tbh imho, it all starts going wrong for these people when they start inhaling tons of coke. That coupled with the general public praising them all the time and agents hailing the new jebus has arrived would really go to anyones head.

[Jake Conlon]

Imagine in a few thousand years someone stumbles upon a trance superstar DJ bio. Which leads to the starting of a new religion and publishing a bible with monthly update holy trancecasts.

[qUE]

Imagine in a few thousand years someone stumbles upon a trance superstar DJ bio. Which leads to the starting of a new religion and publishing a bible with monthly update holy trancecasts.

Oh god, don't give hollywood any more ideas for a movie :P

[Jake Conlon]

Oh god, don't give hollywood any more ideas for a movie :P

Paul Oakenfold played by George Clooney.