THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!
and then DJs, who come up to you all evening/day "whens my set then mate?", even tho i never seen the cunt before in my life..."am i on next yea?","when you kicking him off mate?"...and then they have the cheek the step ova the barrier and into the booth and try and get on!!!
**** OFF!
I remeber one cunt bugging me all night to have a go, he even had the cheek of telling me I was shit I could'nt mix and that he was the best DJ going. At first i felt like knocking him out but after a few chemicals I found myself being a bit more friendly, big mistake.

I let him have a go on the decks after him standing there for about 2 hours, he I picked a tune for him to mix making sure id picked something a retarded badger could mix just so he could'nt **** it up. Anyway as the other tune was drawing to an end i got a bit nervous and realised he was about to **** it up badly. he brought the tune at about the double the volume of the tune playing with the beats all over the place, everyone in the club turned to the DJ booth to see this dickhead still thinking he was ace in disbelief, leaving me feeling very very embaresed. I was sacked a week later.