Pay professional flyposters or they'll tend to cover yours over the next day

Post on SquatJuice.com

Remember to put the time on the flyer

If you want chicks to turn up try to cut the grim death graphics on the flyer

Build an email anouncement list

Be really nice to punters when they arrive - sets the tone for the night!

Pick a venue that is strict on violence but relaxed on drugs

Talk to the right bods in recordshops about it - they might promote it for you when people buy records

Always use contracts and reciepts with everybody

Never do any anything for people who owe you money