Cry me a river Andy.

I'll stop the Paypal dispute when postie rings my bell. You have given me no reason to believe that you posted them. You seem to be one massive excuse. Do you have a recorded delivery number or proof of postage? I bet you haven't and I bet my records don't turn up.

I refuse to speak to you on the phone as I think you would annoy me and you would just come out with another excuse or some heartbleeding story.

If you had sent the records a month ago, like I, we, paid for then you wouldn't have had to spend all that time penning your rant on here, like Hypothalamus and I are picking on you.

With regards your Paypal buddy, I'll pull up the complaint if I get the records. If I don't, then you are just going to have to refund him the money for my claim. Don't make it out that I am skanking him. I am the person out of pocket at the moment.

If my doorbell rings and my order is as I asked it to be then I will put that up here and apologise for thinking you were skanking us. I really will.

Anyway, I'm gonna go and eat a bowl full of nachos.