Can you lot proof read mine for me;

"BIO:
Forced to eat the plastic inner shells of Kinder Eggs from an early age gave Jake the hunger for Techno music vinyl.

The wolves Jake was abducted by taught him to DJ with no paws in between records.

Jake Conlon once slew the messiah in an Ableton & Reason shorcut battle off.

World wide interest in Jake and his music have seen him Release all over and especially on his favourite socks.

Jake is from Birmingham.
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